Tetri!

After loading up my new iPod with all my music, I something very strange has occurred. I am now the holder of Satan's iPod. It's red, and it has 6.66GB of music on it. Really, it does. Look, proof!

This is quite disconcerting, but open to a moment of hilarity; Perhaps the album to push my iPod out of satanism should be The Number Of The Beast by Iron Maiden?

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In other news, I have renewed my decade-old addiction to Tetris. It's unsettling to realise that I have played longer and more often than any other person I know, and that my high score is up at sextuple figures. I blame the lack of fundamental Tetris-Resisting training in our primary schools; we must protect the next generation from this addiction! We have anti-drug campaigns; why not a campaign to highlight the dangers of Tetris addiction?

But alas, as long as the fatcats up in Video Gamer land keep on selling it (and giving it away for free) there will forever be legions of addicted fans, such as myself, all waiting for the moment the motherland decides to rise up and take the world using an undiluted version of their mind-control technology (the aforementioned Tetris).

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Finally, I thought I'd share with you some of the wit and wisdom of Yahtzee Croshaw, registered supergenius.



Sraen Out.